shadow government headquarters

WELCOME TO THE BLACK & WHITE HOUSE,

THE OFFICIAL SITE OF BOLLIE SHADE, THE PRESIDENT OF EVERYTHING

Altered state secrets regarding THE NATION AS A HOLE, declassified from Little White Library files, are presented here from time to time. An edited history of the Shade’s activities in POST-CAR AMERICA is maintained and occasionally updated. Secret messages to the FROZEN PEOPLE in our midst are transmitted via man-in-motion pictures, soundtracks from the ROLLING STONEHENGE, and subliminal semi-programming. In accordance with the MAN-ON-FIRST AMENDMENT, all material presented here is in Bubble Standard Con Text.

For security purposes, a record of your visit

will be provided to Big Mother (A-TNT) and/or

the Police State Department and/or

the Department of Homes, Land & Securities.